Aoede is a very small moon of Jupiter’s, and is a member of the Pasiphae group. It’s also known as Jupiter XLI. It was discovered by a team of astronomers led by Scott S. Sheppard at the University of Hawaii in 2003. Very little is known about it.
- Mean radius: 2 km
- Mass: Unknown
- Density: Unknown
- Surface gravity: Unknown
- Albedo: Unknown
- Temperature: Unknown
- Mean orbital radius: 23,980,000 km (semi-major axis)
- Orbital period: 761.5 d (retrograde)
- Inclination: 162° to Saturn’s equator
- Eccentricity: 0.4311
Aoede is one of the original three muses. Her father is Zeus and mother is Mnemosyne. She was the muse of voice and song. Her sisters are Melete and Mneme.
5 Interesting Facts
1. Aoede is a member of the Pasiphae group, which orbits retrograde and at a highly inclined and eccentric orbit. Probably a captured asteroid.
2. Its original temporary designation was S/2003 J 7.
3. It’s pronounced ay-ee-dee.
4. Sheppard has been involved in the discovery of 75 moons. Okay, so this isn’t about Aoede.
5. Really, there’s very little known about Aoede. I can’t do five interesting facts.
With such a highly inclined and eccentric orbit, and such a small size, it’s unlikely we’ll see any kind of exploration of this moon any time soon.
There’s something I’ve always enjoyed doing, and that’s mad libs. Here are a few:
The blue Dragon is the sleepiest Dragon of all. It has crusty kidneys, and a nose shaped like a computer. It loves to eat pelicans, although it will feast on nearly anything. It is sloppy and fresh. You must be endless around it, or you may end up as it`s meal!
That was from here.
Here’s another one, taken from here.
Darth Jay Dee looked at his master while his tall breathing filled the room. He was told to go to swim everything on the planet of wiigii. He got in his sofa and jumped to hyperspace. Soon before he reached the planet, he dropped out of hyperspace and was attacked by Rebel Ford Pintos. He sliced them off and continued to the planet`s surface. He landed and confronted more opposition, slicing it down with his paperclip. He used the Facebook to choke another Rebel, then friended him aside. He finished off all life on the planet with a/an seared laugh.
You see, not all of these are great, but there are some good ones to be found. So, here’s the Flintstones theme.
Flintlasers, meet the Flintlasers,
They`re a modern sleepy family.
From the town of Des Moines,
They`re a phone booth right out of history.
Let`s slip, with the family down the saxophone,
Through the courtesy of Jay Dee`s 42 feet.
When you`re with the Flintlasers,
Have a smoink nghyol doo coffin — A nghyol doo coffin,
You`ll have a twisted old coffin!
You can find many on that website. Post your best ones in the comments. Let’s have a little fun.