Kungfu Santa: The Movie

This Christmas, a movie spectacular decades in the making is finally coming to the big screen. P1xar and/or D1sney and/or Dreamwerx presents Kungfu Santa: The Movie.

Christmas, Santa is hard at work in his workshop at the North Pole. All seems peaceful. But after Christmas, people expect him to vacation in the sunny Bahamas, exotic Phuket, or even the exciting Ibiza. No!

In one dark era when Christmas was almost lost, Santa trained with Shaolin monks to turn the tide in the Reindeer Wars. His Kungfu training was instrumental in ending this brutal war that left half a million reindeer dead, including Rudolph’s great-grandfather.

Now, Santa uses his kungfu skills to fight crime against the very toys he makes. Little Billy tries to steal little Bobby’s Deluxe Edition Super Transforming Car Robot, but Kungfu Santa is there to kick the crap out of little Billy. This chubby old man is a major badass.

It’s Toy Story meets Kungfu Panda meets Miracle on 34th Street. Watch as the exciting action unfolds. Coming December 24th to a theatre far from you.

But that’s not all! Next year, Kungfu Santa returns to the big screen with Kungfu Santa 2: The Guerrilla Grinch!

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