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I Am Literally Watching Paint Dry

I have twelve planks of wood to paint. Two are finished, but I need to wait for them to dry before I can do anything else. I am actually watching paint dry. 

I need to move them, but they’re still wet. I need that space to paint two more boards. It takes an hour for the paint to dry. Isn’t this fun?


Velociraptor Pareidolia

Pareidolia, a term that’s used to refer to the phenomenon which causes us to see or hear patterns when there really is none.  It’s the Jesus on toast.  It’s the Virgin Mary in your tree.  It’s your demonic phrases in music that’s played in reverse.  Does it really mean anything?  Absolutely not.  However, our brains are always trying to find something recognizable in random patterns.

So, I bring to you the dinosaur that I discovered, Asphalt Paint Velociraptor!  All hail Velociraptor!

If you can’t see it, the head is on the left, the tail is on the right, and the legs are below. You can also see an arm on the left.